national day

Whee!
Happy 41st Birthday, Singapore!
Thank you for being the cleanest country in the world.
Thank you for being the only country in the world where it's citizens can speak 4 or more languages in one single sentence.
Thank you for being so globalized and competitive that the only reason why i have not dropped out of school is cox i "scared pai-seh, diu lian" and am of course kia-su, kia-see!

i am a singaporean because i know the difference between express and normal, belachan chilli and garlic chilli, boon tong kee chicken rice and 5 star chicken rice. And yes, singlish is an art, a culture. just like how we "wah lau eh" to everything.
ARE YOU SINGAPOREAN ENOUGH?