Thursday, August 11, 2005

sneeze my way to illyria

ugh after the funeral all i get is a fever, sore thorat and flu from polishing 1 full plate of peanuts with 2 refills. gawd! i'ved told my mum on how to arrange my funeral should i pass before her. you are suppose to adhere to my rules too =D

1: Christian ceremony, of course. please cremate for i dun wish to be in mud for 10 years before my grave is exhumed.

2: sunflowers please and if could, orange coffin made of rosewood

3: no sad music. i've got plenty of CDs, please play them. most prefarably, my Jay Cds?

4: NO absolutely NO VEGETARIAN food.

5: NO peanuts. give my guest chocolates and iced-lemon-tea from the uncle of my hawker centre downstairs.

6: NO black or white standard funeral garb. Dress in orange or yellow or purple or green. my adored colours.

7: 3 days event. short and sweet!

8: All 10 of my lao gongs MUST be there!

okie. 8 rules of my funeral. till then..i will c'est le vie! =D

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