i think my gastric and excretory organs are creating a ruckus inside of me. been feeling constipated these few days and my shit never ends. eeew. my farts are horrendously stinky and i guess in some ways it prevents me from shopping. haha.
but no matter how horrendous my constipation maybe. it cant be compared to these 4 girls whom i saw at bugis today. my gawd. 2 pairs of girls wearing IDENTICAL clothes and carrying IDENTICAL accessories. ghastly is how i will describe them. they are so not cute. should have farted in their face and make them pass out...*cross arms smugly*
aww shit. i feel it coming again..toilet! will be back to tag at soem of ya's!
Friday, August 26, 2005
Monday, August 15, 2005
mob boss wannabe
wini: yes i forgot to add the fact that my funeral must be very hk mob-ish. u shall lead ur yakuza boys to pay their respects to me. my boys will then call u boss after i die. *wink
how dumb can i get. my doc gave me medicine to eat for my skin problem. i was SUPPOSED to eat 2 pills a night but guess what? i only ate 1. how smart of me. -groans. my eyes too small that's why. went to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. i hereby announce that julie sim and i are going to open a chocolate factory that rivals willy wonka's! wahaha. or maybe, we'll merge but we'll talk about it when julie and i scrimp up enough for the basic capital. anyone wanna be a shareholder too?
oompah-loompas are uber CUTE. i so wanna lay hands on the OST of Charlie. but willy wonka seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to michael jackson..hmmmm. oh! and if u wanna buy REAL willy wonka chocolates, go to Millenia Walk! there's a fab gourmet chocolate store that sells the EXACT willy wonka chocolates and yes, they nice heavenly. till then, i'll chomp on my willk wonka chocolates!
how dumb can i get. my doc gave me medicine to eat for my skin problem. i was SUPPOSED to eat 2 pills a night but guess what? i only ate 1. how smart of me. -groans. my eyes too small that's why. went to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. i hereby announce that julie sim and i are going to open a chocolate factory that rivals willy wonka's! wahaha. or maybe, we'll merge but we'll talk about it when julie and i scrimp up enough for the basic capital. anyone wanna be a shareholder too?
oompah-loompas are uber CUTE. i so wanna lay hands on the OST of Charlie. but willy wonka seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to michael jackson..hmmmm. oh! and if u wanna buy REAL willy wonka chocolates, go to Millenia Walk! there's a fab gourmet chocolate store that sells the EXACT willy wonka chocolates and yes, they nice heavenly. till then, i'll chomp on my willk wonka chocolates!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
sneeze my way to illyria
ugh after the funeral all i get is a fever, sore thorat and flu from polishing 1 full plate of peanuts with 2 refills. gawd! i'ved told my mum on how to arrange my funeral should i pass before her. you are suppose to adhere to my rules too =D
1: Christian ceremony, of course. please cremate for i dun wish to be in mud for 10 years before my grave is exhumed.
2: sunflowers please and if could, orange coffin made of rosewood
3: no sad music. i've got plenty of CDs, please play them. most prefarably, my Jay Cds?
4: NO absolutely NO VEGETARIAN food.
5: NO peanuts. give my guest chocolates and iced-lemon-tea from the uncle of my hawker centre downstairs.
6: NO black or white standard funeral garb. Dress in orange or yellow or purple or green. my adored colours.
7: 3 days event. short and sweet!
8: All 10 of my lao gongs MUST be there!
okie. 8 rules of my funeral. till then..i will c'est le vie! =D
1: Christian ceremony, of course. please cremate for i dun wish to be in mud for 10 years before my grave is exhumed.
2: sunflowers please and if could, orange coffin made of rosewood
3: no sad music. i've got plenty of CDs, please play them. most prefarably, my Jay Cds?
4: NO absolutely NO VEGETARIAN food.
5: NO peanuts. give my guest chocolates and iced-lemon-tea from the uncle of my hawker centre downstairs.
6: NO black or white standard funeral garb. Dress in orange or yellow or purple or green. my adored colours.
7: 3 days event. short and sweet!
8: All 10 of my lao gongs MUST be there!
okie. 8 rules of my funeral. till then..i will c'est le vie! =D
Saturday, August 6, 2005
passing
my grand-dad passed away on friday. somehow i felt a tinge of regret because i didnt visited him when he was in a much better shape. my mum didnt brought me to see him cox i had work that day. i wished, i did went to see him. the last i saw him was on chinese new year. and yea i mean i'm such a procrastinator. i kept procrastinating about going to visit him and kept thinking that he'll live another year longer.
but yea i'm okie la. in a sense it was a blessing for him to leave. he sufered from stroke 10 years agon and has been bed-ridden since. i mean can u imagine lying on the same bed for 10 years without the ability to bathe and get up to walk urself? ur left side is immobile and ur right aint any better. it's been quite a suffer for him i guess so yea. i mean the only thing i hope now is that he's in a better place in good hands. yupx.
but yea i'm okie la. in a sense it was a blessing for him to leave. he sufered from stroke 10 years agon and has been bed-ridden since. i mean can u imagine lying on the same bed for 10 years without the ability to bathe and get up to walk urself? ur left side is immobile and ur right aint any better. it's been quite a suffer for him i guess so yea. i mean the only thing i hope now is that he's in a better place in good hands. yupx.
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
moo-ved!
heys all..yeap i've moved. found somewhere to hide since my this blog is screwed. -grippers-
all be nice and add me at my new home :
moo i help you?
yes mark that! before i get all nasty and charged at u..haha
okie so see ya at my new home!
meanwhile..God bless! =D
all be nice and add me at my new home :
moo i help you?
yes mark that! before i get all nasty and charged at u..haha
okie so see ya at my new home!
meanwhile..God bless! =D
new blog
okie fellow cow-fellas. welcome to my new greener pastures. my old blog's screwed so had to leave my beloved jay chou behind. but it wun be long before i decided i had enough of not seeing his face as my template. ohx.
english test wasn't too bad. 170 questions. 74 fill in the blanks and 96 mcq , rocking. well i manged to finish everything before time's up so am crossing my fingers now that i'll get at least a B back. bahx.! tml's SS and think it's gonna be dreadful..i mean i pon like the crucial last 2 lessons where mr judian will throw out tips..much be too much of scv. -groans-
oh and i miss the voices of BSB. seriously listened to their "Never Gone" album today and man, it sure put a smile on my face. i love their sound and the BSB's groove. Incomplete's getting a little jarring on the ears prob cos i listened to it so many times (it's the numero uno track for god's sake!)
and how do i know that i am getting an overdose of BSB's new album?
i heard their song in my dreams.
Banging on your old front door
my pride spilled on the floor
my hands and knees are bruised
and now i'm
crawling back to you
-Crawling back to you-
english test wasn't too bad. 170 questions. 74 fill in the blanks and 96 mcq , rocking. well i manged to finish everything before time's up so am crossing my fingers now that i'll get at least a B back. bahx.! tml's SS and think it's gonna be dreadful..i mean i pon like the crucial last 2 lessons where mr judian will throw out tips..much be too much of scv. -groans-
oh and i miss the voices of BSB. seriously listened to their "Never Gone" album today and man, it sure put a smile on my face. i love their sound and the BSB's groove. Incomplete's getting a little jarring on the ears prob cos i listened to it so many times (it's the numero uno track for god's sake!)
and how do i know that i am getting an overdose of BSB's new album?
i heard their song in my dreams.
Banging on your old front door
my pride spilled on the floor
my hands and knees are bruised
and now i'm
crawling back to you
-Crawling back to you-
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