taichi master

The schools that I went to and graduated from taught me many things.
From reading and writing to doing calculations and dissecting plants.

The places I worked at and people I worked with taught me many things too.
From handling needy clients to organising events.

However, I am upset that none of them taught me the art of taichi.
Tai chi-ing stuff/events that is handle my own care to someone else so that he or she can clean up the mess I created.
Tai chi-ing awaythings and appear to be very busy though I knock off way before the stipulated time.
And all you need to do is to cc me in an email appear damn generous by sponsoring every single event's venue when you shouldn't.

I should request to my lecturers to set up a module called Tai Chi Your Way Up The Corporate Ladder.
In this module, you will learn how to delegate ALL your duties to everyone and when the big boss ask you what you are doing, you rattle off every single thing you have tai-chied to your colleague but make it appear that you are VERY HARDWORKING and bringing in money for the company while in actual fact, you are not doing anything constructive yet still have $$$$ entering your account every month!

Wonderful module isn't it?
This way, we can shake leg and yet still have money coming in.
Crap, why didnt HMS teach me this when I was still studying?!